“I will say, after all he’s put us through, it will be nice to know that on Friday somebody will be squeezing his balls for a change,” quipped the late night host.
Trump, amid panic on Wall Street over his sweeping tariffs, took to his Truth Social platform on Monday to reveal that he “never felt better” before noting that the health exam “must be done” at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
“It’s funny ’cause the rest of us have never felt worse,” Kimmel joked.
“Let me guess, his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary, his blood pressure is astonishing and he is by far the healthiest president to have single-handedly tanked the world economy overnight,” Kimmel quipped.
“This man has the Diet Coke button-pressing strength of a man half his age.”
Check out more of Kimmel’s Tuesday monologue below.